Another crazy story that was shared on MFP’s Facebook page, cut and pasted as written:

Met this guy on a dating site, texted & talked a few times before we met. One day we met at Star Bucks had a drink, we both laughed, had a great time, then he suggested that we should go and get something to eat. So we did and our “meet” lasted for about 4 hours..great right? Gets better, We talked about every thing, he got a little teary eyed talking about his dad, we ate lunch (which I had salmon but who cares?), laughed some more…we walked to our cars still talking & laughing, gave each other a hug and he said he would call me later….Later turned into tomorrow. …and his text said: “your BMI is over 27% and I can’t date a woman who is over weight but I would still like to play racquetball with you on a weekly basis…” WTF???
I responded like a lady should:
“I didn’t ask you the size of your penis, or how long it takes for you to get an erection and that viagra probably wouldn’t work on you because you’re too old or the length of your fingers are too short for my liking, nor did I mention that your lips looked liked Kim Kardashian’s ass, and your mouth looked like an asshole. And NO I do not want to play racquetball with you on a weekly basis because if I whip your ass you will cry”. Responded like a woman should. LOL